Image by Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office
If you guessed that, no, the Spartanburg's woman was a genuine save of some $320, then we have an "iPad" we'd like to sell you.
(And a pair of glasses because apparently you didn't look at the photo.)
22-year-old Ashley McDowell was at a McDonald's when two men approached her to sell discount iPads for $300 and McDowell managed to negotiate them down to a meager $180, as that's all the cash she had.
And when they handed over the FedEx box McDowell appears to have not though it was a good idea to open said package. But, alas, when she did she found a "wooden" iPad inside — and not even a particularly well made one at that.